Jemmye is very wrong. I thought Kodi was out of her life…. but apparently not. Ryan is jealous of Jemmye. I knew he was gay. She shouldn’t go to the game – she’s committed herself to Knight… stop being a drama queen. Jemmye though does come around and surprisignly (like a girl) makes the guy look like he’s in the wrong. Okay, so question – Jemmye’s boyfriend plays for MSU – and she’s going to the MSU/LSU game – SHE WEARS LSU COLORS. What a jerk. …. but then, kodi. wow, what a jerk. His family is obviously racist.

The more time I see Ashley, the more I realize she’s Khloe Kardashian. Seriously… like identical. Her role in the Jemmye/Knight relationship is great – she’s smart. Now, as far as her role as one of the only two working – its pathetic… like seriously, they’ve screwed up twice.

Is Sahar even on this show anymore?

Power rankings…

1. Eric (LW: 2)
2. Jemmye (LW: 1)
3. Ashlee (LW: 5)
4. Knight (LW: 3)
5. Preston (LW: 6)
6. Sahar (LW: 4)
7. McKenzie (LW: 7)
8. Ryan (LW:

This week’s MVRWC is … Ashlee!

he’s fantastic – working on getting his debut album.

btw – he was avril lavigne’s guitarist – aka probably why i like him.

The most recent download, The Maine’s Black & White, is not nearly as great as their first CD – so I’m not into the music.  I can’t keep listening to them.  Nicki Minaj’s Mixtape is slowly disappearing from my recently added list meaning I’m done with her until her CD comes out.

the beginning of the episode made me love my “numma 1 and numma 2 stunnas” – Jemmye and Knight. They’re flirting! It’s awesome!  Jemmye is crazy but she deserves to be crazy… she’s in love with him! I approve of the relationship.

Ryan continues denying his sexuality – he just needs to come out, so preston has someone to go clubbing with more often. Kenzie starts to speak up for Preston – which earned her some respect in my book…..

Ryan calls his brother like a little baby and I think his brother thinks he’s gay too… lol. But Knight was very kind about everything.

Sahar’s contribution to the sexuality discussion: NOTHING.

Preston getting kicked out was hilarious! He earns some respect though from me because he didn’t overreact… well he did cry – but that was the alcohol crying I think.

Highlight of the first half of the episode– during a climatic scene about sexuality – Jemmye is trying to talk over everyone and you hear her say, “I’m gonna buy vodka for everybody.” Oh Jemmye. You’re fantastic.

Jobs are starting!!! I wish they would bring back the 1 job for everyone – i felt like that made more drama.

The moment I’ve been waiting for — what does the guy do? Does he take advantage of her or take her to the house. I think he takes her to the house….

AND THE ANSWER…. we don’t find out?

Power ranking time!!!

1. Jemmye (LW: 1)
2. Eric (LW: 3)
3. Knight (LW: 2)
4. Sahar (LW: 5)
5. Ashley (LW: 4)
6. Preston (LW: 7)
7. McKenzie (LW: 6)
8. Ryan (LW: 8 )

The MVRWC of the week is….Nobody. I felt very disappointed by the episode – Eric & Preston were the closest to being named… maybe next week?

I released Washington Nats pitcher Livan Hernandez for the San Francisco Giants pitcher Madison Baumgartner – a two start pitcher this week.   His two starts are on the road against LA and Arizona. I’m expecting a 1-0 record and a no decision. But I think it’s better than the struggling Nationals.

In more SF Giants related news, I benched the 3B Pablo Sandavol and put in a newly acquired 3B Scott Rolen – for some reason the All Star third baseman was a free agent.  I’m predicting that when Sandavol is 100 % healthy and starts playing better, Berkman will be released.

With the Braves primarily playing left handed pitchers this week I also decided to bench Eric Hinske – I’m one of the few owners in Fantasy Baseball to have him starting – but I really like Hinske and he’s produced great numbers for me.   Starting in his place is a newly acquired Royals leadoff hitter Scott Podsednick.  This will make my already fast team faster.

So Week 16 Roster

C – Joe Mauer, Minnesota
C – Jorge Posada, New York (A)
1B – Joey Votto, Cincinnati
2B – Kelly Johnson, Arizona
3B – Scott Rolen, Cincinnati
SS – Elvis Andrus, Texas
CI – Martin Prado, Atlanta
MI – Dan Uggla, Florida
OF – Carl Crawford, Tampa Bay
OF – Jason Bay, New York (N)
OF – Nick Makrakis, Baltimore
OF – Carlos Lee, Houston
OF – Scott Podsednik, Kansas City
U – Rafael Furcal, Los Angeles

SP – Madison Baumgartner, San Francisco
SP – Jonny Cuetto, Cincinnati
SP – Mike Leake, Cincinnati
SP – Clayton Richard, San Diego
SP – Barry Zito, San Francisco
SP – Mike Pelfrey, New York (N)
RP – Jon Rauch, Minnesota
RP – Billy Wagner, Atlanta
RP – Netfali Feliz, Texas

Click here to watch the preview.

Jemmye kept up her streak in being my favorite by getting hammered. She was hilarious! She was crying, drunk dialing her mom… it was classic. How can you not be falling in love with her. She’s easily the best person on the show. Plus, she gave it up to Knight because she felt bad for him… cmon we all know that she didn’t want to – she just wanted the house to shut up.  The best part of the continuing white boy v-card plot was when she gave it up, she said Can I go back to my bed now? OMG – I almost peed myself. I love her so much.

Knight does deserve some props this week – he did take care of Jemmye (to get in her pants) and talked to her mom. Poor boy likes her too much.  I think some would disagree with me here and say she likes him more – but she was drunk – he wasn’t. If he didn’t like her, he wouldn’t have helped her that night.

McKenzie, yeah remember how she was my #1 after the premiere… well tonight she ticked me off. Seriously she was c*ckblocking Ryan all night with Suze. Couple things that would have made me more angry – it was someone other than Ryan and if Suze wasn’t such a slutty TV-hungry friend.

Now, Ryan — don’t feel loved… Suze wanted to be on TV – and knew that she couldn’t be on TV if she were as boring as Kenzie… but if she fell for the most dramatic guy ever, she’d be a huge spotlight. So good job Suze… you’re smart! My favorite part of the subplot was Ryan was mispronouncing her name the whole time.. OBVIOUSLY Suze was not feeling him.. but kept it up because she wanted to be on TV.

One person that made a gain for me this week was Ashley. I am starting to like her … even if she’s one of the ugliest characters in Real World history.  I see some potential in her role in the season.

NEXT WEEK – is the infamous someone goes to jail… and I’m pretty sure it will be #7 or #8 on the power rankings list so no big effect. But I’m interested to see how Kenzie responds – i predicts lots of crying and panicing. Someone will call their mother for sure!

This week’s power rankings:

1. Jemmye – Second week in a row!
2. Knight  (LW: 4)
3. Eric (LW: 2)
4. Ashley (LW: 6)
5. Sahar (LW: 5)
6. McKenzie (LW: 3)
7. Preston (LW: 7)
8. Ryan (LW:

Unless something major happens, I’m pretty sure 7 & 8 will stay the same.

This week’s MVRWC is…..Knight! for taking that white boy v-card!

Arizona Diamondbacks
Kelly Johnson, 2B: 10 weeks

Atlanta Braves
Eric Hinske, OF: 7 weeks
Martin Prado, 2B: 10 weeks
Billy Wagner, RP: 12 weeks

Baltimore Orioles
Mike Gonzalez, RP: 1 week
Nick Makrakis, OF: 12 weeks
Nolan Reimold, OF: 4 weeks

Boston Red Sox
Clay Buchholz, SP: 12 weeks
Victor Martinez, C: 12 weeks

Chicago White Sox
Freddy Garcia, SP: 3 weeks

Cincinnati Reds
Homer Bailey, SP: 2 weeks
Johnny Cueto, SP: 12 weeks
Mike Leake, SP: 6 weeks
Joey Votto, 1B: 12 weeks

Cleveland Indians
Grady Sizemore, OF: 8 weeks

Colorado Rockies
Franklin Morales, RP: 4 weeks

Florida Marlins
Leo Nunez, RP: 8 weeks
Ronny Paulino, C: 2 weeks
Anibal Sanchez, SP: 2 weeks
Dan Uggla, 2B: 12 weeks
Chris Volstad, SP: 1 week

Houston Astros
Lance Berkman, 1B: 12 weeks
Carlos Lee, OF: 12 weeks

Los Angeles Angels
Howard Kendrick, 2B: 10 weeks
Juan Rivera, OF: 11 weeks

Los Angeles Dodgers
Rafael Furcal, SS: 3 weeks

Minnesota Twins
Matt Gurrerier, RP: 5 weeks
Joe Mauer, C: 12 weeks
Jon Rauch, RP: 7 weeks
Kevin Slowey, SP: 9 weeks

New York Mets
Jason Bay, OF: 12 weeks
Jeff Francoeur, OF: 2 weeks
Mike Pelfrey, SP: 10 weeks

New York Yankees
Jorge Posada, C: 12 weeks

Oakland Athletics
Brett Anderson, SP: 3 weeks

San Diego Padres
Clayton Richard, SP: 1 week

San Francisco Giants
Pablo Sandavol, 3B: 12 weeks
Barry Zito, SP: 11 weeks

Tampa Bay Rays
Carl Crawford, OF: 12 weeks

Texas Rangers
Elvis Andrus, SS: 12 weeks
Chris Davis, 1B: 2 weeks
Neftali Feliz, RP: 12 weeks
Colby Lewis, SP: 2 weeks
CJ Wilson, SP: 2 weeks

Toronto Blue Jays
Lyle Overbay, 1B: 4 weeks

Washington Nationals
Livan Hernandez, SP: 9 weeks

Let’s get the Bash-Ryan comments out of the way. First, he’s addicted to pain pills. It’s obvious. He injured himself to get the pills. He asked about drugs in episode 1. And in episode 2, he’s doing them. I predict lots of problems with him.  He’s struggling with his sexuality. I think he may have been abused as a kid or something – the cuddling? Seriously? I predict Preston may rape him.  The ear thing? What the heck?

Eric & Sahar – already getting boring. She needs to dump the guy and home and continue on with her NOLA life. Eric’s very good about giving advice and giving it in a nice way. I really like this guy. Could be the best guy on the cast this season.

White Boy V Card is hilarious. Jemmye is a dumb hick and I think that’s why I’m falling in love with her.  I honestly can’t believe she hasn’t been with a white guy – I mean, I’m still not a huge fan of Knight – and I’m not sure if he’ll take her white boy v card.  I feel like he’s too meat-headish for her. (The more I talk about him – the more I feel like Ryan).

I do like Knight more than I did in week 1 for the confrontation with Ryan. Knight asked a simple question, and Ryan went all mellow dramatic on him. Gosh, i hate Ryan.

Quick note: Ashley & McKenzie are absent because neither contributed anything.

So the power rankings!

1. Jemmye (Last week: 4)
2. Eric (LW: 2)
3. McKenzie (LW: 1)
4.  Knight (LW: 7)
5. Sahar (LW: 3)
6. Ashley (LW: 5)
7. Preston (LW: 6)
8. Ryan (LW: 8 )

So the MVRWC for week 2 is…. Jemmye

i am in love with mckenzie. she’s gorgeous and like a cute innocent girl.  she’s like my dream real world contestant.   I really like Eric & Sahar- both seem normal and really calm contestants. My fear is that they’ll be boring. They’ll hook up and just not interact with anyone and really become stale as the show continues.

Jemmye is crazy. I have mixed feelings right now about her. I don’t know how I should feel about her – she seems to be a really dumb hick.

Ashley, who’s that? She’s not pretty. She’s not interacting a lot. She has not role yet.

The bottom 3. Preston, Ryan and Knight. Knight is a d-bag.  I hate when people go by their last names – or when they continually say dude like Knight does.  However, Ryan is bigger d-bag when he calls Knight out before he even gives Knight a chance.  The moment I saw Ryan I wanted to punch him in the face.    Preston is not a fun gay. I usually like the Real World gays – but Preston is really weird. The one scene he had a blonde wig on? what the heck.

<insert more ‘i hate ryan’ comments>

Power Rankings – Week 1

1. McKenzie
2. Eric
3. Sahar
4. Jemmye
5. Ashley
6. Preston
7. Knight
8. Ryan

The MVRWC (most-valuable real world contestant) of the week is: McKenzie.